Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Becauseitsounds suspiciously made up. What is it, really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
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Okay. Here we go.
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DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
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(GROANING)
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Where the fuck is Francis?
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Hey, hey, hey. It's all right, it's all right.
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It's important not to do anything rash.
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Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
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We'd appreciate your patience.
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Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(SIGHS)
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(MUMBLING) Put her down over here.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SONG PLAYING IN HINDI)
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Let's recap. The cock thistle that turned me into this freak... slipped through my arms today...
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No. Receiving a Dutch oven from Meredith Baxter-Birney.
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Making banana pancakes for my kids.
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FRANCIS: Fucking hell. Looks like someone lost his shot at Homecoming King. What have you done to me? I've merely raised your stress levels high enough to trigger a mutation. You sadistic fuck!
