How's that Kullen coming along? IKEA doesn't assemble itself, you know. You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen. It's an improvement on the Hurdal.
Deadpool
6.3s
Please. Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal. I'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the Hurdal.
Deadpool
8.8s
It smells like old lady pants in here. Yes, I'm old. I wear pants. But you're no lady. Oh! So comfy.
Deadpool
2.8s
(WADE FARTS) #driveby.
Deadpool
2s
Fucking Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
2.5s
(GROANS) Ta... Da.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GRUNTS)
Deadpool
1.3s
Arm.
Deadpool
18.8s
Sweet and salty. The fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my crib... Is it burnt crust? I... God, I hope not. Um... Whoa... Man, look, if this is about that poker game. I told Howie, I told him that... Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want. Thanks.
Deadpool
14s
And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
Deadpool
4.2s
You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
