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Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. What can I do for you?
Deadpool
And Happy International Women's Day.
Deadpool
I love you, Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
Deadpool
Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries.
Deadpool
Let's see. All right, wee break. Shake it, yeah.
Deadpool
Happy Valentine's Day.
Deadpool
You put them together and you can see the mature on top.
Deadpool
So I can do right by someone else. Of course.
Deadpool
One every seven weeks. Same rate most folks get a haircut. Hmm...
Deadpool
FRANCIS: If you're lucky, the mutant genes will activate and manifest in a spectacular fashion.
Deadpool
Oh! Giving him the business.
Deadpool
My first request is warmer hands. Oh! And, Jesus, a warmer table.
Deadpool
Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil.
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