So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper? No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan.
Deadpool
6.4s
Am I crazy, or is your hand really small? About the size of a KFC spork.
Deadpool
1.9s
Right. And when he heals?
Deadpool
4.2s
Still, we'll put him out of our misery. On our terms.
Deadpool
6.7s
Not if there's nothing left of him to heal. You know, it's funny. I almost miss the fucker.
Deadpool
2.5s
I suppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like that.
Deadpool
4.1s
But he's bad for business. Now let's go find him.
Deadpool
1.7s
I only wish I healed the same.
Deadpool
1.5s
I like a challenge.
Deadpool
1.2s
He can't.
Deadpool
1.2s
Oh.
Deadpool
4.3s
Someone out back asking for you. Something about, uh, an old boyfriend.
Deadpool
3.5s
Come on, get it together. This isn't about me, this is about Vanessa.