Ow, watch it. Watch me end your life. Come on. Forget it. Just one of the dickheads that follows The Motherfucker on Twitter. Who? The Motherfucker. He's some guy claiming to be the world's first supervillain. He's got 1,000 followers already. What an asshole.
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Just be careful, all right? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Hey, you sure you wanna give all your mom's things away? What the hell am I supposed to do with all her stuff?
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I'm really sorry, Marcus. I didn't wanna make you mad. Cut the waterworks, Min. You're 15, not five.
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Hey, Min, how was school? Super crazy. Miss Mullins was out today, so we had Mr. Cooper teaching us biology, such a grump. Oh, really? That's weird because Principal Himoff called me yesterday. You were supposed to get an award for perfect attendance, but you didn't attend.
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And that's why he made me promise I'd never stop defending this city.
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Well, I became Battle Guy after my parents were mugged and killed coming home from the opera. Did I tell you that sick bastard maxed out their credit cards on porno sites? I hope we get the chance to say hello to this guy someday so I can personally levitate his soul from his body. Oh, my God. Marty?
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So I went online and found a physics professor calling himself "Dr. Gravity." Sure, he wasn't Hit Girl, but I had to start somewhere. This is the zero G device that I invented. Can levitate any object up to a ton. For real? Hell, no, man. This is a baseball bat wrapped in tinfoil. But it fooled you. Hey, could I get a Diet Mountain Dew, please? I'm not even a physics professor. Just a copywriter for an ad agency. But that's why I love this stuff. You can be anyone you want!
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Good.
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Come on. Come on.
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God, will you hurry up!
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That is no fair fight. Team meeting tomorrow. I'll e-mail you the address.
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Mindy! What the hell? First you almost get me killed, then you stand me up. Dave, I'm sorry. I mean, I... You are?
