So I went online and found a physics professor calling himself "Dr. Gravity." Sure, he wasn't Hit Girl, but I had to start somewhere. This is the zero G device that I invented. Can levitate any object up to a ton. For real? Hell, no, man. This is a baseball bat wrapped in tinfoil. But it fooled you. Hey, could I get a Diet Mountain Dew, please? I'm not even a physics professor. Just a copywriter for an ad agency. But that's why I love this stuff. You can be anyone you want!

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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

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So I went online and found a physics professor calling himself "Dr. Gravity." Sure, he wasn't Hit Girl, but I had to start somewhere. This is the zero G device that I invented. Can levitate any object up to a ton. For real? Hell, no, man. This is a baseball bat wrapped in tinfoil. But it fooled you. Hey, could I get a Diet Mountain Dew, please? I'm not even a physics professor. Just a copywriter for an ad agency. But that's why I love this stuff. You can be anyone you want!