Let's just do it! This could be, like, a doorway to a whole new life, where we have it all. We have fun and a baby. That's fantastic! This is the moment! I need this! This is the moment. Let's do it. Okay. I need to go out! Let's go! Let's go! All right. I'm down. Little chicken. Come on! Baby's first rave. Baby's first rave. Baby's first rave. Baby's first rave.
Neighbors
12.1s
Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out. "Bros before hos." And you were nothing but great to your ho.
Neighbors
4.5s
Yeah, they got big Greek letters. Looks like a fraternity.
Neighbors
1.6s
Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!
Neighbors
1.6s
What is this? What are they doing?
Neighbors
4s
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Neighbors
2s
Gay couple? Gay couple?
Neighbors
1.5s
What do we got?
Neighbors
1.7s
Love you.
Neighbors
1.8s
Huh?
Neighbors
42.5s
Look at his arms. Oh, my God. They're like two giant, veiny dicks. It's like a gun show. Look at the blonde. I don't see which one you're... Oh, you don't know who I'm talking about? That blonde dude with the red sleeves? He's a handsome guy. What do we do? Okay, okay. I know what we do. They're gonna be loud, obviously. And they're gonna fucking party a lot. Baby, this is a fucking nightmare! I agree. We need to go over there. We need to fucking tell them not to do that. Right now. As soon as they move in, they know this neighborhood doesn't stand for that shit. And we're fucking grown-ups, we have a baby, and they need to be cool. They need to be cool to us, okay? Yeah, yeah. But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though. Maybe we come on... We act cool. We come on like peers. Yeah. Yes. Totally, we be cool. We take them a joint. Yeah. We be cool. Right? Ooh! We roll them a joint. Roll them a spliff. Give that to them. Then we seem cool. They're thinking...
Neighbors
30.8s
We're hip. "Oh, they're like us. "This could be us in a few years." Yes, respect. They'll want us to like them. Yeah. Then we say, "By the way, keep it down." Exactly. Well, we won't say it like that. We'll just... No, of course not. I'll say it. Like, we'll just... You know, "Keep it down." You're doing it a little weird. Do it again. Do it normal. Yeah. Like... I'll throw it away. Just throw it away. Just like, you know, "If you could just keep it down." Just say it normal! I can get it! It's an important, key phrase here. All right, you do it. You do it. Okay, watch. I'm just gonna do it like this. "Keep it down."
Neighbors
25.6s
Wait. Shit! Diaper bag! It needs to be restocked. I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay. You know what? She needs an extra Onesie in case she craps herself. I think I better pump. You gotta pump? I think I need to pump. She wants your necklace. Give me your necklace. Now, go pump. We should get the cooler. Okay, here we go. Wait. If we're bringing the swing, let's just bring the Jumperoo. We have room. I think we have room. Butt Paste. I don't know where the Butt Paste is. I don't know where it is. Binky, Binky, Binky. I don't know where the Binky is. Binky's over here. I got Binky.