Neighbors (2014)
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Look at his arms. Oh, my God. They're like two giant, veiny dicks. It's like a gun show. Look at the blonde. I don't see which one you're... Oh, you don't know who I'm talking about? That blonde dude with the red sleeves? He's a handsome guy. What do we do? Okay, okay. I know what we do. They're gonna be loud, obviously. And they're gonna fucking party a lot. Baby, this is a fucking nightmare! I agree. We need to go over there. We need to fucking tell them not to do that. Right now. As soon as they move in, they know this neighborhood doesn't stand for that shit. And we're fucking grown-ups, we have a baby, and they need to be cool. They need to be cool to us, okay? Yeah, yeah. But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though. Maybe we come on... We act cool. We come on like peers. Yeah. Yes. Totally, we be cool. We take them a joint. Yeah. We be cool. Right? Ooh! We roll them a joint. Roll them a spliff. Give that to them. Then we seem cool. They're thinking...