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Asswipe loses everybody theirjobs and runs. How much did he spend on this party? He could have just given that money to us. Clay sucks. We should just kill him, like on that podcast. -Hey! Hey... -Put the Red Bull down. Respectfully, fuck you guys! Sorry, that was too much, but... Clay cares more about people than anyone l've ever met. He was gonna pay your bonuses tonight with the last of his money. What? Yeah, he's broke. Clay is broke. Who do you think paid for that bouncy house in accounting? Training that dog to deliver the mail? The zip-line? Doughnut Fridays? lt was all Clay! He spent all of his money trying to keep this branch afloat. And whenever l would question him about it, he would say, "Treat your employees like they're your family "and they'll do great things for you." You guys, Clay just left to get drugs with Becca and her pimp. Wait... Who's Becca? -Nate's whore. -Hey, that's his girlfriend! Nope, she's right.
Office Christmas Party
26.6s
Fuck. lf l tell y'all one more time to back up, it's gonna be a problem. l'm not playing with y'all! Carla! Carla! l need you to go upstairs and lock this shit down. We gotta go help Clay. Fuck that! The security guard was the first one to go in Die Hard. Carla, this is the one you knew would come. Be our John McClane. l'm on it.
Office Christmas Party
19s
You can't just walk up and give me money and l don't have a sense of what it's from. l can't do it. l mean, it is so stressful being the boss. Nobody ever talks about that. No. No, not at all. And if you want to complain about it, everybody's like, "Boo-hoo you, rich Santa." Yeah, no one gives a shit! l can't call people up and be like, "l'm having a bad pimp day."
Office Christmas Party
13.9s
-That's horseshit! -Unbelievable. So uncool. -Hey, wait! -No, no, no, girls! l knew you didn't like the Gilmore Girls. Okay, l'm gonna need both of you assclowns to hack into Clay's phone so we can find him. Come on, why would we help you, dude, seriously? Yeah, why would we help you?
Office Christmas Party