Who cares? Hey, you should come to lunch with us. We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh! It'll probably be good for you to kiss the ring a bit.
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Well, as we all know, this is our last assembly, which means this is the last time in front of you guys that I'll be able to tell the most beautiful girl in the world...
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Can you just get out of my face?
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(ALL GASPING)
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(BOYS GROAN)
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Aah...
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(SOFTLY) Thank you. (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
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I got one question for the graduating class of 1996 and that's "Will you..."
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I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson, that I love you. I love you, baby. I do. I'm gonna put it in my pocket. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - I'll save it. Okay.
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CALVIN: Oh! Honey, I want every single girl to be jealous tomorrow night. Oh.
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Honestly, if my mom was into white guys, it would be you. I know it would, okay? (ALL LAUGH)
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Congratulations on that promotion, man. It's quite the thing.
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(SHOUTS) Check out my Weird Dick!
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Mmm-mmm-mmm. No.
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Not going to that.
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Yeah.
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What? I just... I just don't want to go. Calvin, it's our 20-year high school reunion. I'm not gonna go without you. We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us. I just changed my mind. That's all. Okay. I see. You're disappointed about the promotion. I get it. This is not about the promotion. Okay, this has to do with me not wanting to spend my Friday night answering the "What are you doing now?" question. That's what I'll get all night. "Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?" "I'm an accountant." "An accountant? Really? "I thought you would be the governor, man. "Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted 'Most Likely to Succeed'? "I guess we missed that one." Is this why you've been so weird and moody lately? 'Cause you're freaking out about the reunion? - No. - And what's the matter with being an accountant? You love your job. No, you love your job. I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing. Honey, that's not fair. You're a partner at your firm. Instead, I work in a building with a giant, inflatable gorilla out in front of it. Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school and, after he peaked, his life went like this... (IMITATES CRASH)