Duration: 54.5s

What? I just... I just don't want to go. Calvin, it's our 20-year high school reunion. I'm not gonna go without you. We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us. I just changed my mind. That's all. Okay. I see. You're disappointed about the promotion. I get it. This is not about the promotion. Okay, this has to do with me not wanting to spend my Friday night answering the "What are you doing now?" question. That's what I'll get all night. "Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?" "I'm an accountant." "An accountant? Really? "I thought you would be the governor, man. "Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted 'Most Likely to Succeed'? "I guess we missed that one." Is this why you've been so weird and moody lately? 'Cause you're freaking out about the reunion? - No. - And what's the matter with being an accountant? You love your job. No, you love your job. I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing. Honey, that's not fair. You're a partner at your firm. Instead, I work in a building with a giant, inflatable gorilla out in front of it. Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school and, after he peaked, his life went like this... (IMITATES CRASH)