And you don't even have to go down on me because I know it's late.
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I am going to kill him.
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Then, after you're done feeding them... This is so fucked up.
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Yeah! Breakfast champion, boys.
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I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you. Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time. Do you want to get some breakfast?
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Thanks.
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Take off my bra. All of it? Just the parts covering the breasts. That's a good start.
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Because there's more to being a lawyer than what you see on TV, Mitch. - Is there? - Yeah. - I object! - Oh, my God. - Okay? - No! Wrong, my friend. You don't know the first thing about being a lawyer. You're not a trained actor. Neither are you. Save it, all right, Dave? It's one day. We're Mitch and Dave! We can do one day of anything. Give me the keys.
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Mitch. Dave. We're trying to pull something off here, okay? Now, I might have to hit that, okay? She'll know. Now, how many times a day do you guys have sex? I'll have to pace it out.
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Hey! Hey, my precocious little daughter. I don't talk like that. - You do. - I really don't. No one does. Jamie, hey! Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.
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Once, that happened. And you said he would force everyone to do Kamikaze shots, spike the punch with ecstasy, give all the girls breast exams and... That was the same party.
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- That pooper shot looked real. - No. God, please, don't! - It did. - Oh, God. - Dave? - What?
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He smelt a little like lamb, though.
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Steve, it's like Christmas in my ass! What are you doing with my wife, man? - Dimitri? - Hey, join the fuck party. - Let's make lady sandwich. - Okay.
