So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.
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Oh, my God.
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Then, after you're done feeding them... This is so fucked up.
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No, you didn't!
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That's cool. Thank you, I think. Question. How long have you been shaved down there?
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So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.
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I just want you to tell me something right now, okay? And you have to be totally honest with me. - Sure. - You swear? Yeah. Is he having an affair?
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Fuck me, she's cute.
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- I got you. - Do what? I'm an actor. Human chameleon. I can do lawyer in my fucking sleep. Give me the keys. You'll play me in one of your productions? - Yeah, give me the keys. - Okay, no. - Why? - Because you're... Careful.
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Hold on. You got to pick up Cara. Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay? I am fucking all over that shit. Holy shit. Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood? Terrific!
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What about Mitch? You said you didn't want him to come.
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I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you. Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time. Do you want to get some breakfast?
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We just need to keep striving for verbal resolution. Yeah, yeah. Verbal resolution, sweetheart.
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Once, that happened. And you said he would force everyone to do Kamikaze shots, spike the punch with ecstasy, give all the girls breast exams and... That was the same party.
