Yeah. I have, at times. But I'm really hoping that he didn't say anything to offend you. He totally did. But I like being offended, just usually after work.
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Arms up. Tall. Excellent, girls. Smile. Focus.
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That's adorable.
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No, no, no. Don't back that thing up into me. Go hose it out or something. What?
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Okay, we'll be there soon. All righty, then. Have a good day. Thank you.
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Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole, or else, maybe you have an accident on set. Maybe light fall on your head, maybe you get electrocute. Maybe goat fuck your mouth. I don't know. Movie set be very dangerous place.
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You would not believe the nasty shit I get these girls to do, just by asking. Honestly, it's revolting.
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Did I forget something? I don't know. What?
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You know what, Mitch?
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My whole life, actually. And have you ever seen him act like he did yesterday? Like a super-douche?
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I think I'm in over my head. I think I'm way in over my head. I got this fucking house, and a job, and a family. I've got you, I've got the Kids, and I've got a fucking carpool. And rules! I've got these fucking rules, half of which I don't even understand. This is impossible. I don't know how to be this man.
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I mean, he's a brilliant lawyer.
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Take the day off?
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There you go. Where's that hand going? - Hello! - Did you shave your balls?
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How much more do you think we can get out of them?
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Pull those panties to the side, Ted, and take a hundred more. What?
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She wants to unroll that rubber at the bottom of her purse that she put in there three semesters ago.
