Is it weird that I miss your penis? Come on. It would be weird if you didn't.
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Drink! I'll drink to that. All right! That was a strikeout.
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Look at this.
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Dialogue Night. Oh, my God.
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Mrs. Hickham at a Starbucks in Druid Hills. - Our social studies teacher? - Yeah. I asked her out and she wouldn't go out with me, which is crazy, because I nailed her in high school. - You did? - I dated her mouth for a full semester.
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Let's go look at some fish. Okay.
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I knew it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
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I know.
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You're never lonely. What more do you want? I'll tell you what I want, okay? I want something different. I want your life, you know? I want Sabrina. I want Tatiana.
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Dave!
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Last week he told me my shoes were dangerously Italian. What?
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What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Why can't they talk yet? Are they retarded or something? Don't say... You can't say that. Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy. - Or that. - I'm kidding. - A little bit, though? - No. Pumpkin, we'll see you right after the game, okay? Have fun.
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It's rolling blackouts or something? Yeah, I guess.
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What the hell is this?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! What the hell was that? Explain yourself!
