I am plowing the crap out of this chick around the corner, and now we're gonna have dinner. We're gonna make some scallops, and then it's going to get ugly. This chick is a mess.
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Steve, it's like Christmas in my ass! What are you doing with my wife, man? - Dimitri? - Hey, join the fuck party. - Let's make lady sandwich. - Okay.
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- Mitch sent us a video. - Yeah? That's weird.
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Dave, come on. Open up the door, right now!
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- Oh, my God. - Not very well made?
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Boy, real tempting to kiss my own dick. That tickles. You're jiggling the sac. You're going to go all the way back there? We're going to dinner, not Rio.
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Oh, no.
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Let's do that again.
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No entry!
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- I'll pick you up at 6:00. - Got it. Kirk out.
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Dad.
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I saw you in that commercial for meat, incidentally. That was the most brilliant portrayal of baloney I have ever seen.
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- Hi, Mom! - Hi! What a bad, bad day.
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Maybe ask the district manager. Nope. It is not in the computer. Okay, when will it be in the computer? Maybe tomorrow. That's when Victor gets back. It's not in the computer, it's not in the park. Who is Victor? The guy that knows how to find shit in the computer. How can you lose a fountain? - This is a big deal to us, okay? - I mean, it's a fountain! - Can you look a little bit harder? - That's incredible! It is not in the computer. Yeah, but your attitude is right on your shoulders. No, no, no! There was no physical contact. We're okay. We're fine. We're fine.
