I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you. Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time. Do you want to get some breakfast?
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Take off my bra. All of it? Just the parts covering the breasts. That's a good start.
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Because there's more to being a lawyer than what you see on TV, Mitch. - Is there? - Yeah. - I object! - Oh, my God. - Okay? - No! Wrong, my friend. You don't know the first thing about being a lawyer. You're not a trained actor. Neither are you. Save it, all right, Dave? It's one day. We're Mitch and Dave! We can do one day of anything. Give me the keys.
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Mitch. Dave. We're trying to pull something off here, okay? Now, I might have to hit that, okay? She'll know. Now, how many times a day do you guys have sex? I'll have to pace it out.
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Hey! Hey, my precocious little daughter. I don't talk like that. - You do. - I really don't. No one does. Jamie, hey! Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.
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Why?
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- When was that shot? - Who Knows? Probably years ago.
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Dimitri was surprisingly gentle, and we were very safe.
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Come on, son. This is not the dog track. No. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely not. Thank you. Hi. Seriously, Dave, this isn't the dog track. Good morning, Sabrina.
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Good morning, Lockwood. Good morning, Mr. Steel. Thank you.
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And most importantly, I owe you a fix for the last five years. Honey, things are changing, I promise.
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You can have whatever you want.
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- Bingo! Nice! - Let's go, this way! I'm peeing all over people, slow down! Watch it! Excuse me, I'm sorry. Pardon me.