Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat? No, no. You're good. Hey, tell me about the big girl who knocked you over. That's Nicolette Peters. She does it a lot, actually. She does it a lot? Why don't you fight back?
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Well, that's not totally true. I think he's got some nice qualities. I think he's got some problem areas, too. What are those? You're his friend, you know him as well as I do. You probably know him better than I do. He's a quitter! He has never finished anything in his life. He picks up something, he puts it down. He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone. He's flaccid. No gumption. No get-up-and-go. His accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash. He'd probably say, "Fuck you," if he heard you say that. Well, maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. But I want him to be part of my life. With all due respect, Mr. Planko, you don't know Mitch.
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What you don't realize about him is that he's a fucking Jedi!
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You are in dire financial need! Objection!
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I went to his apartment a couple of days ago and told him that Pamela would like him to say a few words at the wedding and that wasn't true. Truth of the matter is, I would like him to say a few words, if he could find it in his heart to do so.
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And I think that I want you to fuck me like you just got out of jail.
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Sustained.
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That ass looks real hot, you know. You like my ass? Yeah. Tight as a drum.
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This little calf wants to get her mouth on the udders.
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Always solve my problems with violence. That's bingo, baby! Five, up high.
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But don't make a habit out of that, okay? - I know. - All right.
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I love you, Daddy.
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What, do you mean with a lot of eye-contact and real personal? Come here. I love you. Yeah. Don't say that. Let's not... How about no talking, okay? We can do some silent sex. Seriously.
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Mitch! Where the hell are you? It's been two days. I gotta know what's going on with Jamie. Call me back.
