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Give me my ball back, bitch. You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you. - You don't know me. - Oh, but I do. All too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates the pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But, people... ...Stan's a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No. No, no. Stan here... ...is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists... ...Stan's a bully for one of three reasons.
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But look at him. You gotta let that guy go, just out of your brain and move on. I know you need to grieve a relationship. It's only natural. Okay. You wait here. I'm going to go smell him. No, no, no. Sweetie. You're not allowed to smell teenagers. Sweetie, you need to hear me on this. Here's the thing. The other thing, you need to acknowledge... ...that he looks exactly like Mike used to look in high school. We discussed that. I have looked at him. But, honey, this is the thing: You need to hook up with someone new. Yeah, I deserve to have somebody smile at me and tell me I'm pretty. - You do. - Even if it is... ...to just get me to go home with him. Or lunch. But, yes, we're gonna find you a new playmate. Ow! You little turd. You little snot. My bad. Gosh, I'm so sorry. I guess I was, uh, kind of distracted, as I imagine Alex was... ...at hearing about how his mother, who is still married, by the way... ...is planning to run around with every guy she can get. In Afghanistan, she'd be dragged through the streets by goats with her hands cut off. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, Naomi. - Naomi. - I don't care.
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Okay, today we will be continuing our discussion on human sexuality. And as we discussed, the official school policy is abstinence. Now, that is very sensible. I'm glad that someone here has their head screwed on straight. I think all of us should make a pact to abstain from sex. Now, who's with me, you guys? Come on.
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