All right, deep breath. Shoulders back. Lick your lips a little bit.
The DUFF
24.1s
What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say. I do everything around this house, and you don't do... - Oh, here we go. - Well, it's the truth. Wesley, will you get the door?! Oh, don't yell at him. He has nothing to do with this. Save it for therapy, okay, honey? - Wesley, get the door! - Okay, enough, I got it. Hey, ready to go get down - with some bro-valent electrons? - Yeah.
The DUFF
30.9s
- Just get off work? - Kind of. - Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place. I'm a toppings consultant. Oh, my God. I didn't even know they had those. I've actually been making a lot of poor choices with my toppings lately. Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you. - I'm Allen. - Hey, Bianca. - Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you. All right, so, what's the number-one mistake that people make when it comes to toppings? Ooh. Good question. - Granola. - Granola? - You wanna know why? - Yeah.
The DUFF
3s
...Mr. Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
9.2s
- Yeah, Madison. - All right. And this year's homecoming king is... Drumroll, please.
The DUFF
7.8s
- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay? Just say, "I could tell from across the room we might be into each other. Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move."
The DUFF
7.7s
Wesley Rush. Homecoming king. Come on up. Wesley. Wesley.
The DUFF
2s
Oh, my...
The DUFF
1.2s
It's kind of nice.
The DUFF
23.2s
Oh, Toby, don't stop. Don't stop. I wanna be your wife. How do we look together? How do we look together? - The most beautiful couple? - Oh, my God. Is that Bianca Piper? Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible. I would hate it if that was me and people saw this. - I should totally forward this. - Me too. - Viral? - Viral.
The DUFF
24.8s
Oh, look, arm-fold head-tilt. That's a classic. I think we can find something better. Let's see. Oh, yeah, what about this one? - This is a good one. - Aw, heh. That was Florida. Seems like a long time ago. - Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was. - There you go. - Thank you. This girl's gonna have the flirties rolling in. Well, we'll see. This is all so new for me.
The DUFF
13.2s
Why is your hand messed up? Well, you're not the only one running around punching people today. No one else sees that video. Tell everyone. I don't know that many people. Well, make some more friends and tell them.
I've never had anybody go on a punching spree for me before.
The DUFF
3.4s
Well, don't get used to it. Now there's rumors going around I'm on 'roids.
The DUFF
1.2s
Mm.
The DUFF
3.9s
Excuse me, I, uh... ...can't do this.
The DUFF
40.1s
How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF? - Our what? - Your Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Yeah, yeah. Wesley told me everything. Ha, ha. He can't even spell. That's actually pretty creative for Wes. Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says? He says crazy stuff all the time. Uh, because it makes sense. I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls wanna be friends with somebody like me? It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better. Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you... Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no. I'm glad you said that, because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.