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1m7s
[Vocalising Continues] Oh! Oh! - Wake up! - What? Are you Princess Fiona? I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. Oh, that's nice. Now let's go! But wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? - Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time. - Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should sweep me off my feet... out yonder window and down a rope on to your valiant steed. You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Mm-hmm. [Screams, Grunts] But we have to savour this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! - A Limerick? Or something! - I don't think so. Can I at least know the name of my champion? Um, Shrek. Sir Shrek. [Clears Throat] I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.
Shrek
1m25s
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. - Where did that come from? - What? That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that? Well-- [Chuckles] When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- - There's an arrow in your butt! - What? - Oh, would you look at that? - Oh, no. This is all my fault. - I'm so sorry. - Why? What's wrong? - Shrek's hurt. - Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die. - Donkey, I'm okay. - You can't do this to me. I'm too young for you to die. Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. - Does anyone know the Heimlich? - Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die, Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! - [Both] Donkey! - Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. - Blue flower, red thorns. - What are the flowers for? - For getting rid of Donkey. - Ah. Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. Ow! Hey! Easy with the yanking. - I'm sorry, but it has to come out. - No, it's tender. Now, hold on. - What you're doing is the opposite of help. - Don't move. - Look, time out. - Would you-- [Grunts] Okay. What do you propose we do? Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind! - Blue flower, red thorns. - [Shrek] Ow! Ho Id on, Shrek! I'm coming!
Shrek
2m4s
- [Belches] - Shrek! What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. [Laughs] - Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess. - [Belches] - Thanks. - She's as nasty as you are. [Laughs] You know, you're not exactly what I expected. Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. [Vocalising] [Man] La Liberte! Hey! Princess! - [Laughs] - What are you doing? Be still, Mon Cherie, for I am your saviour! And I am rescuing you from this green-- [Kissing Sounds] - beast. - Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own! Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men! [Laughs] [Accordion] Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo I steal from the rich and give to the needy - He takes a wee percentage - But I'm not greedy I rescue pretty damsels Man, I'm good - What a guy, Monsieur Hood - Break it down. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid - What he's basically saying is he likes to get-- - Paid - So - When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush - That's bad - That's bad When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad He's mad He's really, really mad I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start [Grunts, Groans] - [Karate Yell] - [Merry Men Gasping] [Panting] Man, that was annoying! Oh, you little-- [Karate Yell]
Shrek
1m22s
[Roaring] You didn't slay the dragon? - It's on my to-do list. Now come on! - [Screams] But this isn't right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. That's what all the other knights did. Yeah, right before they burst into flame. That's not the point. Oh! Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there. Well, I have to save my ass. What kind of knight are you? One of a kind. [Donkey] Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old-fashioned. [Laughs] I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this-- Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. Magnitude-- Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just backup a little and take this one step a ta time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. I'm on theroada lot, but I just love receiving cards-- I'd really love to stay, but-- Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission-- What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh!
Shrek