(SOBS) I don't understand, okay? None of this makes any sense. It's okay. It's okay, honey. Come on, let's just go. No, what does this mean, Teddy? Does it mean we can't have a baby? I don't know. But it's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay. It really isn't.
Ted 2
18.5s
Please, the VVar on Drugs is a joke. It's just a way for the government to inflate law enforcement budgets and lock up minorities for no good legal reason. And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority. Yeah. No shit. They've denied you the same rights s everybody else just because you're different, and I say that's a violation of the Constitution.
Ted 2
7.9s
This is a very complicated case you have here. Most civil rights oases are, but this one has some very obvious wrinkles.
Ted 2
12.3s
Hi. You Okay? Yeah! I'm fine. You must be Ted. Yeah. Uh, I'm Ted, this is my buddy, John. Hi. Um, my uncle says that you guys are my first clients.
Ted 2
5.5s
Uh, about a mile-and-a-half. Fuck, okay. Hey, it's okay. One foot in front of the other.
Ted 2
3.5s
But let's make one thing clear. We never had this conversation.
Ted 2
11.2s
All right. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon. I love you so much, Teddy. You go kick some ass because I am not taking off this wedding ring. I love you too, baby. I'll see you soon.
Ted 2
4.2s
You know, lam a little bit curious. How is it that a guy like you is unattached?
Ted 2
1.3s
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Ted 2
2.5s
I just want a Ted for my very own.
Ted 2
11.9s
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip. TED: Yeah, Sam. This puts us in kind of an awkward position, here. I mean, we wanna get high, too. I don't have any papers or nothing. Is this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party.
Ted 2
2.9s
We'll just get the check. Thanks. Of course.
Ted 2
2s
What's the matter? Oh, my God. Déjé vu.
Ted 2
6.7s
So I urge you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, not to be a footnote on the wrong side of history.
Ted 2
8.9s
He could be anywhere. We're not gonna find him. We should just wait by the car. What do you mean? We have to find him, okay? He's a teddy bear on his own in New York, for God's sakes. (SCOFFS) (CELLPHONE RINGING)
