You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
4.1s
See, that's why I watch these things. That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.
Ted
2.5s
I'm so sorry.
Ted
2.9s
No. It's fine.
Ted
1.4s
John“.
Ted
1.2s
Oh.
Ted
5.7s
Thanks so much for coming. My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Ted
6.2s
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.
Ted
2.3s
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Ted
1.3s
(SINGING)
Ted
6.8s
Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
2.7s
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
Ted
1.4s
Because I love you.
Ted
1.2s
Hey.
Ted
8.5s
This is the American fantasy, right here. A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world. Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!
