Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense?
Ted 2
2.2s
Aware of his own consciousness.
Ted 2
1.4s
Are you Ted?
Ted 2
13.1s
Go on. We just have to make sure Ted loses the case. You use every back channel, every bribe, you call in every favor and you get the best lawyer in the world on the defense.
Ted 2
4.9s
That's just like me. That's exactly what I'm going through. Well, it's a little different.
Ted 2
5.7s
And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
7.7s
I can't legally keep you on as an employee because I've been informed that you're technically... Technically not a person. Yeah. Jesus Christ!
Ted 2
3.8s
Instead you're Justin Bieber.
Ted 2
1.6s
(LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
3s
Ted, I've been reviewing your file.
Ted 2
21.1s
(SINGING) Hands touching hands Reaching out Touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Bah,bah,bah! Fuck!
Ted 2
1.7s
(LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
1.5s
Is it a freak of genetics?
Ted 2
2.3s
That's the Donny difference.
Ted 2
2.4s
I got to be honest with you. I'm...
Ted 2
7.8s
BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red-hot BJs! Toothless and ready to go. Just 3 dollar! 3 dollar! Get your BJs here.
Ted 2
7.9s
Wow. Hey, listen, lgotanidea. Uh, Tami, what do you say you and me go do the dishes and give Sam and Diane here some alone time, eh'?
Ted 2
12.7s
(SOBS) I don't understand, okay? None of this makes any sense. It's okay. It's okay, honey. Come on, let's just go. No, what does this mean, Teddy? Does it mean we can't have a baby? I don't know. But it's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay. It really isn't.
