Okay, seriously, sir, uh, I just need alocafion. JOHN: Ferguson, Missouri. TED: Germanwings cockpit. Okay, I heard "Starbucks." TED: No, you didn't. JOHN: Nobody said "Starbucks." All right, Starbucks. Okay, now, who's in the Starbucks? TED: Bill Cosby. You people are monsters.
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I mean, I've never voted. I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes. I mean, hell, this is the firstjob I ever had.
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Uh, okay, why are we doing this back here? Well, you're a celebrity. I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you. Yeah, that's true. I've been mistaken for an Ewok three times today. All right, let's do this.
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Good morning. Now... My name's Donny. (SIGHS) Hi, Donny. Now this is a multi-platform release, so I want a full report on all... Fresh cakes.
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Come here.
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(RIPS) (GASPS)
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But you've just been so bummed out over your divorce lately that I just... You know, I didn't want to put you in an awkward position.
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What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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I feel terrible.
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(SNIFFLING) This isn't fucking fair. Teddy's a good man.
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Besides, I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just...
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Mr. Bennett, how would you categorize your relationship with Ted?
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The definition entails the rights thereof and will be recognized in the terms set by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The court wishes to thank the jury for its service.
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One that loves me just as much as you love John.
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This is where we perform our pre-implantation genetic diagnosis. We can eliminate hereditary diseases, such as cystic fibrosis, muscular dystrophy, sickle-cell anemia. The list goes on and on, really. Wow.
