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1m21s
That was fucking fun. I know. It was so fun. Yeah, like, I feel like, I feel like I kind of fit in for once, you know? And not everybody hated me for the first time. You should come here. Yeah? You think I can get into a place like this? I mean, you'd need a good GPA. Yeah, well, I don't have a good one of those. I-I didn't even graduate high school. Don't you have to graduate high school to go to college? Yeah, but it's not, like, too late to do that. All right, even so, you know, I-I'm a little too old. I'd look like a narc, you know? I would look creepy in the corner. Everybody'd be like, "What's that guy doing here?" Everybody here is so old. All right, well, I'm fucking stupid, Claire, okay? Is that what you want me to say? I can't pay attention. I can't sit still, okay? I'm stupid. I'm a dumb idiot. I would have to work ten times harder than those people. And everybody would fucking make fun of me, and I'm not ready to deal with that again, all right? So, no. So, that's it? Huh? That's how long you're gonna think about going to college for? I mean, that was, like, a 40-second walk. Uh, that's a lot of consideration, don't you think? Okay. - It's your journey. - Indeed. Now, let's get down to brass tacks, all right? W-What are we gonna do about Ray? - What do you mean? - Don't act stupid. I mean, h-how are we gonna, you know, get Mom to break up with him? I think he seems fine. - You think he's fine? - What do you want? It's Mom's choice to make. We don't need to get involved. Yeah, I know, but we should still protect her. She can't just be with the first guy she's been with since Dad. She got to, like, peruse some dick.
The King of Staten Island
1m25s
- Jesus. - Fucking asshole. Come on, tap out! Tap out! - Fuck you! No! - Get me out! Let me out! - No! No! - Let me out! - Oh, my God! - Get me out! What's the matter with you?! He's a psycho. No. - We're just talking. - About what? - About him telling you lies about me. - He's an animal. He picked me up and he threw me in the pool. - All right? He has to go. - No, I need you to go. Now. What? Why-why me? He-he's the one who started it. Yeah, that's right. Get the hell out of here. And get a job and a life while you're at it. Your freeloading days are over. You, too. Get going. Wait, what did I do? You put your hands on my son! You're not respecting my family! You're an animal! Look, okay, just listen. - Just calm down. - I don't have to calm down! What are... You're attacking my son! And you're, and you're making up lies! You made... You tricked me into thinking you're a good guy. You're not a good guy. - Right. Mm-hmm. - You're a fucking small guy. Margie, Margie, just let me explain this to you. - Just let me talk to you, okay? - You are not in control of me. Okay, okay, listen, all right? Okay, you don't have all the information you need. All right? Scott is acting out 'cause he's afraid to move on with his life. It's no different than when the Boston Red Sox finally won a World Series, okay? - Oh, my God. - They had, they had to get to a point - where-where they believed, okay? - Just shut up. - All-all... - Shut the fuck up. All I did was just ask him a question, and he flipped out. So I put him in the water, which is soft. I diffused the situation. It was what-what m-my training's all about. I-I wa... I was totally diffusing the situation. Do you ever shut up? Do you ever just shut the fuck up? You just talk and you talk and you talk, and you don't know what you're saying. It makes no sense. It's like you picked up all these little pieces of information from all over. They don't make any sense. They're fragments. No sense. Nonsense.
The King of Staten Island
3m4s
You have the sweetest, most adorable kids I've ever met in my life. Like, I can't believe they came out of Ray. I know. And you know what? You know what the thing is about Ray? I never say a bad word about him in front of the kids, which is very difficult because he's a cunt. Yeah, I-I can imagine. Well, I'm not one of your kids, so have at it. Let it all out. Tell me everything. Do you know he is fighting to actively not have custody of his kids? - You can do that? - Yeah. - That's insane. - I know. Who wouldn't want to hang with your kids? Who wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? What monster wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? Every second! Your daughter sang the other day. What did she sing? Something from, like, Oklahoma! or something, and-and I hate that shit, and I fucking loved it. She's such a little angel. - Mm. - I-I thought she was a robot for, like, the first couple days I was hanging out with her. I know. She's so perfect. What a fucking putz. Yeah, so he only wants to see them on Wednesday night for dinner and Sunday. - You can't just pick and choose. - And, uh... No, you can't. What are your kids, the NFL package? - Wait, you're only... Yeah. - Yeah. But why would you want your kids, really, if you don't have an apartment and you sleep at the firehouse? I mean, you... Unbelievable. What kind of a grown man can't afford his own apartment in Staten Island? Fucking loser. He lost all our money gambling. He is homeless, he's penniless, and he's a deadbeat dad. What is your mom doing with him? You know, my mom hasn't gotten laid in 17 years, so I think her bar is pretty low. Really? Yeah. He's good in bed, I hate to say it. All right. Well, I didn't really need to know that. Yeah. He's got a beautiful cock. I mean, it's the... it's his only attribute. That big thick cock kept me in it for eight years longer than I should have stayed. It's a fact. I knew I smelled you. - The fuck, Scott? - What? Huh? What, are you spying on me now? - You Magnum, P.I.? - What? Telling your mom that I'm homeless? You think it's funny to tell her that I'm a loser? What are you talking... No. What? What do you mean, what am I talking about? You've been speak... You talking to my ex-wife? Uh, yeah. She's actually a really nice person. - Oh, is she? Why don't you marry her? - Yeah. Why don't you marry her and see what the fuck happens? Hey, I'm just trying to protect my mom from you, okay? You're a fucking psychopath. - Oh, I'm a psychopath? - Yeah. I've been nothing but nice to you! I tried giving you direction. You're too busy smoking your fucking weed. And all you've been doing is trying to destroy everything that I have with Margie. Because you're a fucking loser, dude! You're a, you're a degenerate gambler in your-your mid-50s, who bets on the Jets. Uh, who... Have you not learned anything about betting? - The Jets are gonna come back! - No, they're not! They got three number one fucking picks! They're never gonna come back! They're never gonna come back! I'm trying to give your mother a good life! I... No, you're not, okay? You're a piece of shit, dude. You're a fucking drug addict! I'm a piece of shit? Yeah, you're a piece of shit! I'm a fucking loser? You're the biggest loser I ever met in my fucking life! - Oh, really? You should know. - Yeah! Yeah! You surround yourself with them. - Oh, yeah? Why don't you try me? - Oh, really? Why don't you try me? Yeah, yeah, yeah... This ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go. So why don't you get the fuck out of my... Really?
The King of Staten Island
21s
♪ When... ♪ Right. If anybody sees us or you hear sirens or anything bad, you text me, "You up?" Could I just text you something else? That sounds like I'm trying to bang you, kind of. - Just do it. - Fine. - Fine. - Let's go. - Let's roll. - Hold on. All right, let's go. Good luck, homey. Love you, Scott.
The King of Staten Island
25.3s
Hey, do you know where Ray Bishop is? He's in the back. Come with me. How about next time you put your mask on before we get off the rig? I mean, I'm standing at that front door for a minute - waiting for you. What the hell? - I told him to. Always with the backhanded compliment. Why can't you just, you know, at least say the nice thing and then... - Listen, you should be happy with any compliment. - Okay. - It's constructive criticism. - It's... - It just... It's always bad. - Go ahead. I would respond better to encouragement. I'm just... I encourage you to shut the fuck up.
The King of Staten Island
35.3s
- Yeah! - Yes. So, uh, do you have a friend coming over or something? Oh, no. No, I just need some mommy time. Sometimes, mommies need to drink when the kids are away. Oh, well, could I hang? I-I could use some mommy time. Sure, but are you old enough to drink? Yeah, I'm old enough. I just... I'd rather smoke. Do you mind if I smoke in here? Oh, no. No. Let's crack some windows. - It's Tuesday. - Really? 'Cause Ray hates when I smoke weed. Mm. Well, I hate Ray. Awesome.
The King of Staten Island