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1m0s
[Donkey Whispering] You afraid? No, but-- Shh. Oh, good. Me neither. [Gasps] 'Cause there's nothing wrong with being afraid. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. I sure as heck am not a coward. I know that. [Gasps] Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess. The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. - What makes you think she'll be there? - I read it in a book once. Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. [Creaking]
Shrek
58s
Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man! - You're a monster. - I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others? - Eat me! - [Grunts] I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll-- No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. All right then. Who's hiding them? Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? - The muffin man? - The muffin man. Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? Well, she's married to the muffin man. - The muffin man? - The muffin man! - She's married to the muffin man. - [Door Opens] My Lord! We found it. Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. [Man Grunting]
Shrek
2m2s
Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! - You wanna do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about? There's a line you gotta wait for. The preacher's gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace. - That's when you say, I object! - I don't have time for this! Wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! - Look, you love this woman, don't you? - Yes. - You wanna hold her? - Yes. - Please her? - Yes! Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness - The chicks love that romantic crap! - All right! Cut it out. - When does this guy say the line? - We gotta check it out. - [Donkey Grunting] - And so, by the power vested in me, - [Shrek] What do you see? - The whole town's in there. - I now pronounce you husband and wife, - They're at the altar. - king and queen. - Mother Fletcher! He already said it. - Oh, for the love of Pete! - [Grunts] I object! - Shrek? - [Gasps] Oh, now what does he want? [Crowd Clamouring] Hi, everyone. Having a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first of all. - Very clean. - What are you doing here? Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, -but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- -Fiona! - I need to talk to you. - Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me-- - But you can't marry him. - And why not? Because-- Because he's just marrying you so he can be king. Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. - He's not your true love. - And what do you know about true love? Well, I-- Uh-- - I mean-- - Oh, this is precious. [Chuckling] The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! - Oh, good Lord. - [Crowd Laughing] An ogre and a princess! [Laughing Continues] Shrek, is this true? Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after. Now kiss me! Mmmm!
Shrek
40.6s
Hmph. [Sighs] I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me? Hey, that's what friends are for, right? Right. Friends? Friends. So, um, what did Fiona say about me? What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her? The wedding! We'll never make it in time. Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where there's a will, there's a way, and I have a way. [Whistles]
Shrek
1m9s
Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make-- Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! No! I mean, uh, why wait? Let's get married today before the sun sets. Oh, anxious, are we? You're right. The sooner, the better. There's so much to do! There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up some guests! [Fiona] Fare-thee-well, ogre. Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away. - Yeah? So what? - Shrek, there's something about her you don't know. Look, I talked to her last night. She's-- I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home? Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! - But I thought-- - Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong!
Shrek
1m51s
Donkey? - [Grunts] - What are you doing? I would think, of all people, you would recognise a wall when you see one. Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. It is around your half. See, that's your half, and this is my half. Oh! Your half. Hmm. Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work, I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. - Back off! - No, you back off. - This is my swamp! - Our swamp. - Let go, Donkey! - You let go. - Stubborn jackass! - Smelly ogre. Fine! - Hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet. - Well, I'm through with you. Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, Me, me, me! Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other! Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you... for stabbing me in the back! Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. - Go away! - There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of you talking. She wasn't talking about you. She was talking about, uh, somebody else. She wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about? Uh-uh, no way. I am not saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. - Right? Right? - Donkey! - No! - Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?
Shrek