Duration: 2m2s

Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! - You wanna do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about? There's a line you gotta wait for. The preacher's gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace. - That's when you say, I object! - I don't have time for this! Wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! - Look, you love this woman, don't you? - Yes. - You wanna hold her? - Yes. - Please her? - Yes! Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness - The chicks love that romantic crap! - All right! Cut it out. - When does this guy say the line? - We gotta check it out. - [Donkey Grunting] - And so, by the power vested in me, - [Shrek] What do you see? - The whole town's in there. - I now pronounce you husband and wife, - They're at the altar. - king and queen. - Mother Fletcher! He already said it. - Oh, for the love of Pete! - [Grunts] I object! - Shrek? - [Gasps] Oh, now what does he want? [Crowd Clamouring] Hi, everyone. Having a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first of all. - Very clean. - What are you doing here? Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, -but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- -Fiona! - I need to talk to you. - Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me-- - But you can't marry him. - And why not? Because-- Because he's just marrying you so he can be king. Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. - He's not your true love. - And what do you know about true love? Well, I-- Uh-- - I mean-- - Oh, this is precious. [Chuckling] The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! - Oh, good Lord. - [Crowd Laughing] An ogre and a princess! [Laughing Continues] Shrek, is this true? Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after. Now kiss me! Mmmm!