Hey! Hey, what department are you in? l don't work here. Let's do this, baby! Who's with me? Excuse me.
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Hey, if everybody's fired, let's burn this place to the ground, baby!
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What are you looking at?
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This is so amazing to meet guys we can actually connect with, you know. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. -Amazing. -Absolutely. They're full of shit, okay? They're not your soulmates. They just hacked your Facebook.
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Becca's a prostitute. Nice. Nope. Clay left to go get drugs with a pimp? Yes. She has a gun and a serious mood imbalance. -Fuck. Carol! -Yes. We have a problem. Yeah, you have lots of problems. Good luck.
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Asswipe loses everybody theirjobs and runs. How much did he spend on this party? He could have just given that money to us. Clay sucks. We should just kill him, like on that podcast. -Hey! Hey... -Put the Red Bull down. Respectfully, fuck you guys! Sorry, that was too much, but... Clay cares more about people than anyone l've ever met. He was gonna pay your bonuses tonight with the last of his money. What? Yeah, he's broke. Clay is broke. Who do you think paid for that bouncy house in accounting? Training that dog to deliver the mail? The zip-line? Doughnut Fridays? lt was all Clay! He spent all of his money trying to keep this branch afloat. And whenever l would question him about it, he would say, "Treat your employees like they're your family "and they'll do great things for you." You guys, Clay just left to get drugs with Becca and her pimp. Wait... Who's Becca? -Nate's whore. -Hey, that's his girlfriend! Nope, she's right.
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Lamb shawarma? Yes, please. Spit roast!
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Really?
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That really does sound like a big problem... For Clay. You already lost your dad. lf you lose Clay, you'll have no one. Trust me, that's not a place you want to be. -l don't care. -What? -Oh, boy. This woman... -What is wrong with her?
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Hey, Tracey, which one are you in?
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This is what corporate wants us to give everyone for Christmas. Just this.
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No, no, no. Don't try and sell this as some win-win situation. This is not my first rodeo, okay? -ls that Data City? -No.
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We have a lot of big cuts to make. Okay? Obviously, bonuses are canceled.
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-Thank you. -You're welcome.
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You know, there's a lot of people that are relying on those bonuses. l suppose you're still getting your bonus, though. Secondly, l'm laying off 40% of your staff.
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Look at that. l like it 'cause it looks like he's trying just a little too hard. The artist? l hadn't thought about the artist. l think it sends a good message. l think it says that you are strong and you are willing to buy anything.
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So, what would people want? Would they like... ls this Uv? ls Uv good or bad? l forget.
