How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF? - Our what? - Your Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Yeah, yeah. Wesley told me everything. Ha, ha. He can't even spell. That's actually pretty creative for Wes. Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says? He says crazy stuff all the time. Uh, because it makes sense. I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls wanna be friends with somebody like me? It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better. Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you... Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no. I'm glad you said that, because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.
The DUFF
9s
Oh, no. That was a good one. - You are a phenomenal kisser. - Ha-ha-ha. - Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?
The DUFF
23.2s
Oh, Toby, don't stop. Don't stop. I wanna be your wife. How do we look together? How do we look together? - The most beautiful couple? - Oh, my God. Is that Bianca Piper? Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible. I would hate it if that was me and people saw this. - I should totally forward this. - Me too. - Viral? - Viral.
The DUFF
6.8s
Oh, and Wesley? He passed science. He's going to Ohio State in the fall. And since I got into Northwestern, we can visit each other.
The DUFF
22s
You hungry? I'm hungry. - Yeah, I could eat. - Good. Because I was hoping to take you to dinner. Ooh. How about a little Dave & Buster's? - Skee-Ball? - Ah! - A dark booth? Yeah. - Ah! I love it when you talk dirty to me. - Maybe we'll accidentally touch knees. - Oh, can I? Bianca kiss Wes now? Oh, monster voice sexy.
The DUFF
13.2s
Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then. What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy. - Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby. Toby.
The DUFF
3.3s
Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?
The DUFF
11s
It's my big Toby date night. Off to a nice evening of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual? Yes, please. Ha, ha.
The DUFF
3.8s
Bluh! I swear, I'm just feeling the pressure.
The DUFF
2.2s
That is the opposite of what I just said.
The DUFF
5s
Hit that... Hit that, uh... That long one in the middle. It's called a spacebar.
The DUFF
4.8s
So, yeah, she was a bitch. Were we fake friends with her? Kind of.
The DUFF
1.3s
Ah?
The DUFF
3.8s
If this makes it to Toshi, - I'm telling you now... - Toshi.
The DUFF
13.6s
- Hey, Trevor. - Have fun tonight, Trevor. - I hate you. - No, you look adorable. Mm. Ish. I'm not happy! I haven't been kissed in years. - Can we do one more...? - Okay, not again.
The DUFF
2.7s
No one at all? Any takers?
The DUFF
6.8s
- Ha-ha-ha. - This is not... - This is a... - Hmm. Not the article I want. - Dad, 17 pa... - But it article we need.