Those gym muscles aren't scaring anybody, pal. - These? - Let's just go. It's okay. No, we're not gonna go. This man insulted you. And we're not gonna leave until he apologizes. - It's okay. - Hey, we got a problem here? - No,no. - Yeah, we got a big problem. Your friend, here, really insulted my friend and he needs to apologize. I don't think he does. CALVIN: He doesn't. You know what, man? I think this whole situation's getting a little out of control. I can fix this whole thing. I'll order some nachos. The "Explosions." It's got four cheeses! Let's eat 'em together. You know what? You take them. Let's go. Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet. This whole thing will be over in a jiff. Hey, how about this? Why don't you and your boyfriend apologize to Big Rick here and then go jerk each other in the parking lot? That's a lot-- Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot. I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere. It's time for you to get out of here, pal. CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Calvin Joyner, everybody, voted "Most Likely to Succeed." ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet! Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
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- No, you look great! - Stop it. No, you haven't changed since high school, dude!
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("JUMPMAN" BY DRAKE & FUTURE PLAYING)
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What the hell did I get myself into?
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Oh, man, lam beat.
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Get Larry on it.
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Oh, wow.
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- Small. - Yeah.
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It was natural causes. Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes?
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She got him!
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Formally.
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She really keeps me on the outside.
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What? I just... I just don't want to go. Calvin, it's our 20-year high school reunion. I'm not gonna go without you. We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us. I just changed my mind. That's all. Okay. I see. You're disappointed about the promotion. I get it. This is not about the promotion. Okay, this has to do with me not wanting to spend my Friday night answering the "What are you doing now?" question. That's what I'll get all night. "Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?" "I'm an accountant." "An accountant? Really? "I thought you would be the governor, man. "Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted 'Most Likely to Succeed'? "I guess we missed that one." Is this why you've been so weird and moody lately? 'Cause you're freaking out about the reunion? - No. - And what's the matter with being an accountant? You love your job. No, you love your job. I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing. Honey, that's not fair. You're a partner at your firm. Instead, I work in a building with a giant, inflatable gorilla out in front of it. Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school and, after he peaked, his life went like this... (IMITATES CRASH)