What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours? Oh, you never left. But you did, asshole! Ah, deep breath, darling.
Deadpool
5.2s
(CHOKING) I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!
Deadpool
4.8s
VVade? Oh, my God, I haven't seen you since... Jacksonville. Fridays. Since TGI Fridays.
Deadpool
2.2s
I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.
Deadpool
3.1s
Yep, that was a good one. Let's dance.
Deadpool
2.3s
VVade? Don't worry, baby...
Deadpool
1.5s
(GRUNTING) (METAL CLANKING)
Deadpool
1.7s
Wrong choice of words.
Deadpool
1.2s
Oh, wait.
Deadpool
2.2s
I'mma get you out of that shit-box.
Deadpool
1.9s
Red really is my color.
Deadpool
1.3s
You were right, beautiful.
Deadpool
1.7s
Motherfucking...
Deadpool
1.2s
(SCREAMING)
Deadpool
2.2s
Wade! I gotcha!
Deadpool
19.7s
You love skee ball. Apparently more than you love vagina. That's a tough call. (SCOFFS) (STUTTERS) I just wanna get to know the real you, you know. Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood. VANESSA: Balls in holes. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Balls in holes. Prepare to lose tragically. Bring it, big man. Okay.
Deadpool
8.7s
(CHUCKLES) on! That sweater is terrible. (LAUGHS) But red looks good on you. Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
Deadpool
6.8s
If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays?
