All right. Yeah, just... Ow. Like a Band-Aid, just give it a... Owdie 5,000. Wait, wait, wait...
Deadpool
3.5s
10! Shit! Nine. Fuck.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN FIRING)
Deadpool
1.3s
This guy's got the right idea.
Deadpool
1.5s
He wore the brown pants.
Deadpool
1.3s
Then who placed the call?
Deadpool
10.1s
Because she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her... I got a soft spot.
Deadpool
1.9s
Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
14s
And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
Deadpool
1.9s
Motherfucker!
Deadpool
5.8s
Fine! I only have 12 bullets... so you're gonna have to share! Let's count them down.
Deadpool
7.2s
I'm here for you. On. (CHUCKLES) Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet onthatone. Not out of the woods yet. (GROANS)
Deadpool
2.3s
(GRUNTS) (GUN CLICKING)
Deadpool
1.9s
In case the other fell off.
Deadpool
12.5s
Anyhoo, tell me something... what situation isn't improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky? Getting that right? Orflosky? Orlovsky? Yeah? Good.
