And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces, you know, the weird curvy edges...
Deadpool
1.6s
You've heard the last of Jeremy. He's sorry.
Deadpool
9.7s
Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies... except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card. Buck! Liefeld...
Deadpool
2.3s
Soft spot, remember? (WHIMPERS)
Deadpool
2s
No friggin' way.
Deadpool
3s
You bet on me to die. Wow! Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
Deadpool
5.2s
BOOTHE: Come here, you fat fuck! That's a new stool. (ALL CLAMORING)
Deadpool
3.5s
Oh, God, me too. The drink, moose knuckle. But first...
Deadpool
5.3s
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Baby, are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?
Deadpool
1.6s
That came out wrong.
Deadpool
8.2s
WADE: Nope. Never will be. Oh. Fuck you, Wade. I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys.
Deadpool
1.4s
Or did it?
Deadpool
4.8s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) (WOMAN LAUGHING)
Deadpool
11.7s
Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money. I never win anything. Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!
Deadpool
9s
Nobody wins today. Nice try, Wade. You got me. I picked Boothe in the dead pool. Who did you pick? Yeah, Wade, about that, um...
Deadpool
6s
You even look in her general direction again... and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too.
