Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
7.6s
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
6.6s
Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN COCKS)
Deadpool
1.3s
Shit.
Deadpool
7.4s
Hey, and I ain't taking any babysitting money, all right? Make sure that gets back to Ms... Orlovsky. Yeah, her. You sure? Hmm.
Deadpool
4.5s
(CHUCKLES) Uh, Jeremy, is it? Umm-hmm. Wade. Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
3.5s
Oh, God, me too. The drink, moose knuckle. But first...
Deadpool
2s
No friggin' way.
Deadpool
11.7s
Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money. I never win anything. Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!
Deadpool
9s
Nobody wins today. Nice try, Wade. You got me. I picked Boothe in the dead pool. Who did you pick? Yeah, Wade, about that, um...
