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- Who loves chicken? You do! - We do! ♪ Delicious chicken Swing on through ♪ Meet the crew, hoo-hoo! I'm local San Diego legend Champ Kind, and I believe in two things. Good chicken, and that the census is a way for the U.N. to make your children gay. So come on by and grab a wing. 'Cause when you do, you'll say, "Whammy!" No Catholics or Jews admitted. All right, there you go. One Whammy Special, with Whammy Slaw. There's a used Band-Aid in my coleslaw. My gosh, let me take care of that. Get out of here before I smash your head in, you Commie bastard! If you're from the census, you take me off your list!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Great. So I know that all of you are aware that the news community is laughing at what we're trying to do here at 24-hour news. But that is why they brought me in. She's the best! You see, gentlemen, I don't lose. Listen, I feel like I need to clear the air. Oh, please don't. I want to say, on behalf of the entire news team, we are huge supporters of all African and Americans. Veronica got so tan! I remember the first African and American I ever saw. It's African-American. Are you sure? Yeah. Absolutely 100% positive? It isn't like... Ron... Fish and chips? Hey, we're all the same on the inside, stinky and pink. When I was in high school, me and my buddies used to sneak in the girls' locker room. We'd peek at the girls in the shower, and I'd look at all of them, no matter what color they were. So... Jesus, this is the worst meeting I've ever been in. A black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny. Actually, I think that's your shadow, Brick. I call him Leon. And if it's a cloudy day, what happens to Leon? He goes home. It's your shadow. He's talking about his shadow. Shut your damn mouths! Sit down!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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It's for Walter. Okay. So when were you going to tell me about Gary? Ron. You walked out on me. What did you expect me to do? Ron. This is awkward, I know. I'm sitting here with your wife. We make love. I'm this close to shooting a flare gun at your dick. Oh, Ron! So what does this Gary do for a living, huh? Have you done a background check on him? Gary is actually one of the most successful psychologists in all of Manhattan, Ron. Really sweet. Are you reading my mind right now? Ron, do you even know what a psychologist is?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Okay. And stay away from the he-shes Ron! Down in the Bowery. Ron, I don't think that's appropriate. I'll tell you, those fellas, they got the looks, they got the curves, they got the chi-chi's, and then at some point during the evening, you reach down below the belt looking to get a little muffellita, and you get a handful of the Battle of the Bulge. You hear what I'm saying, Walter? Yes, I do. Ron, it was nice meeting you. I think it's time for you to go.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues