Duration: 38.8s

- Who loves chicken? You do! - We do! ♪ Delicious chicken Swing on through ♪ Meet the crew, hoo-hoo! I'm local San Diego legend Champ Kind, and I believe in two things. Good chicken, and that the census is a way for the U.N. to make your children gay. So come on by and grab a wing. 'Cause when you do, you'll say, "Whammy!" No Catholics or Jews admitted. All right, there you go. One Whammy Special, with Whammy Slaw. There's a used Band-Aid in my coleslaw. My gosh, let me take care of that. Get out of here before I smash your head in, you Commie bastard! If you're from the census, you take me off your list!