Hey! What the hell? l hired you to pretend to be my girlfriend, then you go and give all my co-workers hand jobs? You hired me to impress your co-workers, and he was pretty impressed. -Listen, l want my money back. -Well... l'm sorry, what was that? l couldn't hear you over my gun. l... l want my money back. l'm sorry. Customer services are not available right now, but perhaps l can address your grievance.
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Tracey. Tracey. Hey. Excuse me. Josh! -Hey, guys. How's it going? -You saved our marriage. Tracey. -lt was really shitty before. -Okay. You're a father, all right?
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-Who the fuck is that? -You know what, that guy is really rich. And he's really stupid. Well, then what are we doing with Spelling Bee here? Get outta here. Go!
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That's not me. This is the machine. The machine's... The machine's broken. lt must've run out of ink. Or...
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Hey, Clay... You told me you had a two-drink limit.
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No, no, no. This is not... That's not me.
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Clay, l never... Hey.
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Clay.
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Clay.
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And good luck trying to be Mr. Fun Guy when you have to fire all these people. l'll see you in New York. Wait, what? Did your little friend not tell you? He's coming to work for me. Yeah, right. l never said yes to that job. l don't recall you ever saying no.
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You're not? l mean, l was mad when Dad gave you this branch just as a reward for taking six years to graduate with a degree in... What is it? Canadian television theory with concentration in Drake.
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So you didn't get a contract with Walter Davis because he didn't have a contract to give. Carol, before you get mad, here's the thing... He wanted to work with us. -So... -Clay. Clay! Yeah? l'm not mad.
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Yeah. He got fired at the close of business today. He told me, like, two hours ago. They shipped his whole branch overseas. What? l confirmed it with my HR Facebook group.
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Hey, Walter. You were like an eagle up there. You were free. You did it. Did we win?
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Excuse me. Just to clarify, because l'm detail-oriented.
