Move out of my way. l swear to God, l will drop this on your back. Move!
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Good luck, guys.
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You should come meet our people. Yeah, we're a family business. Everyone loves everyone. l mean, Clay and his sister, they're so close it's almost inappropriate.
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Your promises are dog shit!
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-Thank you so much. -We got that. -No, they've already put it on my room. -lt's the least we can do. And in addition to the breakfast my company won't pay for anymore.
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So if by some miracle you guys can close Walter Davis and his $14 million contract by the time l land at Heathrow, the jobs are safe.
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-Boy, they turned quick. -Yeah, they sure did.
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Dell's servers are good.
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We have one more pitch for you. Do you party? l used to.
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No, no, no. You're both right. We show him a great time at our office Christmas party tonight. What? l didn't say that. -lt's not the worst idea. -Right? Of course it is. We don't even have an office Christmas party. Carol said no to all discretionary spending. She wants to lay off 40%. You want to double that? My sister doesn't do anything at 40%. She's just cutting off our legs so we can't run away when she wants to fucking curb-stomp our face.
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Okay. What are we gonna do with these after the party? Raffle.
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Our culture is great. That's not what l hear. Word is you're closing branches and making layoffs. -That's not true. -No, that's barely true. A mixture of fabrication and rumor. Look, l get it. You got to make money.
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Just give me a beat, and l'll let you know my decision. Okay. When you say "beat," you're talking about an hour or a day? A full day? Certainly before the holidays, l'd imagine, right?
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Walter?
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Great. That was uplifting. He's saying we suck. Our big closer was a thumb drive. Yeah, but we don't suck. We just need a way to show him that. How are we gonna do that? We're gonna invite him to our canceled wine and cheese night? No, we should take him out for real. l mean, you heard him. His company won't even buy him breakfast.
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Jesus. lncest and rape? l mean, that is dark.
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And every quarter you got to make more money. And if you got to fire some people and cut back on some benefits to make it happen, that's what business is now, right?
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He's an old school guy who drinks scotch at lunch.
