Maybe you shouldn't have promised them bonuses. No, first rule of business, shoot for the moon and you'll land on the sun. l'd love to know where you read that. And let's just focus on closing Walter. -You know? -Carol burned this place to the ground. We are planting the seeds of a new dawn.
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This is how we save everybody's job! l like it, Josh. Say yes.
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Yeah, but he hasn't heard our pitch. No. Josh and l have been drilling into it for weeks. Yeah. Months. Whole team. And we have a meeting with him -this afternoon. -Yeah.
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Shoot. Except she's working late tonight. Modeling. ls she shooting the cover of full ofShit magazine?
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You know what? She's gonna be there. You guys! Nate's girlfriend's coming!
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Hey, dicks.
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Move out of my way. l swear to God, l will drop this on your back. Move!
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Good luck, guys.
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You should come meet our people. Yeah, we're a family business. Everyone loves everyone. l mean, Clay and his sister, they're so close it's almost inappropriate.
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Your promises are dog shit!
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-Thank you so much. -We got that. -No, they've already put it on my room. -lt's the least we can do. And in addition to the breakfast my company won't pay for anymore.
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So if by some miracle you guys can close Walter Davis and his $14 million contract by the time l land at Heathrow, the jobs are safe.
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-Boy, they turned quick. -Yeah, they sure did.
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Dell's servers are good.
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We have one more pitch for you. Do you party? l used to.
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No, no, no. You're both right. We show him a great time at our office Christmas party tonight. What? l didn't say that. -lt's not the worst idea. -Right? Of course it is. We don't even have an office Christmas party. Carol said no to all discretionary spending. She wants to lay off 40%. You want to double that? My sister doesn't do anything at 40%. She's just cutting off our legs so we can't run away when she wants to fucking curb-stomp our face.
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Okay. What are we gonna do with these after the party? Raffle.
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Our culture is great. That's not what l hear. Word is you're closing branches and making layoffs. -That's not true. -No, that's barely true. A mixture of fabrication and rumor. Look, l get it. You got to make money.
