Take it easy, Hattie. Who the hell do you think you are? Comin' up here, tryin' to put your nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty. I will not be treated like street poontang! Ben, if you wanna get with me... I mean... you will never get with me! Understand? And even if I was interested, which I definitely am not, you be goin' about it the wrong way. - How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house and lead with your shaboink-boink! Women don't respond to that. I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage.
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Big Momma, is that duct tape on your face?
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Big Momma! - What are you doing? - Screamin'! I find that it calms the spirit. Matter of fact, let's all scream.
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Let's say you walkin' down the street, struttin' your stuff, and somebody scream out to you "Hey, baby!" "Back that thing up and show me what you got." What you gonna do? Well, I'd say... I got a size ten, and I'm about to cram it up his bony ass. What if that don't work? What if he decide he still wanna get a little piece of that?
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Who could be callin' her at this time of night? Trussy! How ya do...
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- What the hell did you just do? - Kept us in play. If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave, and then we have no case. Don't worry.
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That's a baby.
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You know, Malcolm, if you wanna save this girl, then that's fine. But you gotta get her to confess everything, or else, when we catch Lester, she's gonna go down with him.
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Oh, that. Child, when you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs. If you don't put 'em on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood. - Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick. - What you talkin'? - Big Momma, it's time. - Time for what? Ritha's gonna have her baby. Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by. Be sure to send me an invitation to the baby shower. Her water broke comin' back from the movie. The baby's due any minute. - And you got to deliver it. - Excuse me? - You're the midwife, aren't you? - Midwife?
Big Momma's House
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I'm not crazy, just a little lonely. We could spend some quality time together.
Big Momma's House
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That big bag she took downtown the other day. - Yeah? - She didn't come back with that, did she?
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I was just doin' my job. So the lake and everything, that was just you doin' your job, right? No. "You gotta trust somebody sometime. Why not start with me?"
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But if it's someone important, you gotta put yourself into it.
Big Momma's House
8.2s
- John... - This is all we need. Him screwing this up. - Why'd you let all these people in here? - It's a surprise party. I didn't know about it.
Big Momma's House
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Who's ready to eat?
Big Momma's House
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I find that hard to believe, Malcolm.
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You're tellin' the truth. You didn't have anything to do with the robbery. Of course I did. I knew that the keys were missing, and I didn't say anything to anybody because I was afraid I'd lose my job.
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- Who's he? - Oh, Big Momma. That's Trent, my son. You haven't seen him since he was a baby. Oh, yeah. Trent! Hi, Trent. - Say hi. - I should've known just by lookin' at him.