See, this isn't so bad, huh? You know, the Poseys are on vacation right now, and look how happy they are. Family yoga break. [all laughing] Why are you obsessed with the Poseys? They're just our neighbors. They're just so perfect. I mean, even their dog is in better shape than ours. [grunting] What are they feeding that thing? Other dogs? -[whimpers] -Lin, don't worry about them. Look at them. They're jealous of us. Right, Katie? [laughs] I see you moping back there, but what at your college -could be better than this? -[cell phone buzzes] We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms. It's amazing. This is the best day of my life! I'm making lifelong bonds! [laughter, cheering] [groaning] I'm missing everything. Oh, come on, hon. Your father is trying. Let's meet him halfway here, huh? What do you say? That's the law. Mom law, 'cause I'm the sheriff. [chuckles] All right, I'll try.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
10.1s
[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
I go there and find Katie's video on YubTub? YouTube. Wow.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.7s
[all panting] Oh, thank gosh. [nearby giggling]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
Oh man. Have I been recording over those?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.6s
Katie? I have no idea what I'm doing!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[distorted beeping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[Aaron] We're here.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9.4s
This is the hardest thing to get. Downshift into third, put on the clutch-- Dad, if you see a place to stop, I do need to go to the bathroom. Aaron, here's an empty bottle. -You know what to do, my man. -Look out!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
[engine revving]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.5s
There's no way you're gonna be able to do this.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.1s
[inhales sharply] [Katie sighs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
[both] And down the river!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.8s
Mine is Protector Prime. Your mother is the Crimson Scorpion. -You're… you're walking away. -[whooshing, explosive boom]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9.6s
Who are these unstoppable warriors? -[yells] Hot! Hot! -I told you to get a lid! -The dog is biting my hair! -Look out! [girl] There we are, warriors.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
18.8s
♪ And I want more ♪ ♪ Turning all their tricks It's rotten to the core ♪ ♪ Tastes so sugary But I want more… ♪ [Katie] I've always felt a little different than everyone else. So I did what any outsider would do, made weird art. Behold! Cinema. [dramatic music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.4s
I need to have a talk with that boy. Katie. Wh… where's Katie? Katie? Katie! -Katie! -[Monchi barking]