It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2s
You… you really mean that?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5s
[Rick on video] Okay, you got this. Just turn the wheel. There you go. -Like this? [laughs] -Slow down there.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
You're not getting away with this. It's too late, Mark.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.8s
-Do not defy our protocol. -[shrieks]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.9s
[laughs] You knucklehead. [all laughing] [laughing robotically]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.8s
[beeping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13.6s
[siren wailing] So, after watching the epic Dog Cop saga and 84 of my finest short films, I'm sure the California College of Film would love to accept Katie Mitchell… [echoing] …to film school! [chuckles]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9s
You know how to say "I love you" in moose language? Let me just… -[bellows] -[laughing] Don't you laugh. Come on. You're supposed to be sad. -Come on-- -[laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.7s
[melancholy music playing] You're right, Pal. They're… [sighs]