Don't ask me why, and don't read stuff into this, it's just a weird personality thing. But, erm, you know Natalie who works here? The chubby girl? Ooh, would we call her chubby? I think there's a pretty sizeable arse there, yes, sir. Huge thighs. Yeah. Well, whatever, erm...
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Ah... Need you to do a favour for me. Of course. Anything for the hero of the hour.
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You do I'm too lost in you Baby, baby Baby, I'm too lost in you Yeah, yeah Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep I can't sleep...
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Love, love, love Love, love, love...
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It's all for you, sir.
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Mm.
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Not my boyfriend. And you're all I see And you're all I need Help me, baby Help me, baby Help me, baby Oh baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you... You're looking very pretty tonight.
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Sorry?
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It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it? Total gridlock this morning.
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Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.
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It's for you.
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And you resisted... the temptation for surprises. Yeah, I'm mature now.
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In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent... and made their marriage vows... to each other. They've declared their marriage... by the giving of rings. I therefore proclaim... that they are husband and wife.
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Right, let's have another look at that, please.
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I am so happy to see you.
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I've worked out why I can't find true love. Why is that? English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls... who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America. I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think? I think it's crap, Colin. That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me... with my cute British accent. You don't have a cute British accent. Yes, I do. I'm going to America. Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it. Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all. Bit of quiet... while we finish the lighting, guys. The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable. Judy, could you take the top off this time? Lighting need to know when we're gonna... see the, erm, nipples and when we're not. Yes, OK. Right. At least it's nice and warm in here. Not always the case, is it? I was standing in for Brad Pitt once... on Seven Years In Tibet... Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing... Guys, time's tight... and we have to get the actors in. Fine. - I promise I won't look.
