Once I was a rebel, fighting for a righteous cause. Now, I only fight to survive. Everything was awesome. Now everything is bleak. - Hey, Lucy! - Oh! Hi. I brought you coffee! Coffee! The bitter liquid that provides the only semblance of pleasure left in these dark times. Oh, my goshness! Did I interrupt you brooding just now? Ah, this brooding sesh is not really going anywhere. Man, I wish I could brood like you. Look, all you gotta do is just stare off into the distance and then narrate whatever grim thoughts come into your mind. What if one day there was no coffee? More like, "War hardens the heart." "War hardens our hearts..." Okay, I'm thinking, it's more like, "War..." - "War!" - Hang on. - "War." No. "War." - "War!" - "War!" - "War." "War." I can't do this! I'm too happy to see you. What's the scariest thing you can think of? Oh, come to think of it, I actually had a nightmare last night. Nightmares are super broody. What was it about? All right, um, so it started with this dolphin in a top hat. Uh-huh. And the dolphin says in a weird voice... It's 5:15 p.m. Oh, I forgot to mention his chest was a clock. Okay, I'm thinkin' darker, broodier, less fish. Oh, and Batman was there, and he was covered in glitter. There was a talking ice cream cone. This isn't really the broodiest. And then, these scary black holes open up in the ground. They started to suck everybody I've ever cared about out of my life! And Gandalf was there. And he shouted... It's Armamageddon! Emmet! No! And you disappeared into the void, never to be seen again. Not bad brooding! Oh! Thanks! That was definitely just a dream, right? Not some vision of the future? No, no, no. This is my vision of the future. A little lower, to the left.
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We fought them off, but they kept returning. Let's dance! Every time we rebuilt, they kept coming after whatever bright and shiny thing caught their eye, and always accompanied by catchy pop music. A league of brave heroes volunteered to chase them to wherever they came from. My man! Where's Batman? He's off having a separate standalone adventure. You almost forgot me, guys. Oh, did we? I'm literally a lantern. How did you miss me? That's my whoops. Fear not, citizens, I shall shed... Guys, can you just reopen the... Guys, just reopen the... You're not gonna? I don't care, it's just feelings. Stuff 'em down.
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Oh, good morning, Sherry. Scarfield. Deathface, MetalScratch. Razor, Laserbeam, Fingernail, ToxinToes... Jeff. Hey, Batman! How was your last adventure? Good, really good. Saved the world. Again. Learned the value of friendship. I loved. I lost, and I'm good with it... And it's totally on brand for me to be a loner with a broken heart. It's what the fans want. So, yeah, no, I'm good with it. Just me and Alfred. Not a terse laugh. And, um, what about you? Awesome! ♪ Everything is awesome ♪
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Good morning! Hello, cyborgs. ♪ I wake up in the morning ♪ - I say Sean Connery! - Daniel Craig! I say Roger Moore! You're crazy! Pierce Brosnan! - George Lazenby. - Who? ♪ Everything is awesome ♪ Daniel Craig for life! Hey! Surfer Dave! It's Chainsaw Dave now!
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This new life has toughened and hardened us all. Two coffees, please! One black, one with just a touch of cream and 25 sugars. Well, toughened most of us. Good morning, Apocalypseburg! Oh! Almost ran me over. Classic!
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And from the wreckage, we built a grittier, cooler, more mature society. We call it Apocalypseburg. And it is a heckish place to live.
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We may never know if they even made it to the aliens or were lost in the dreaded Stairgate.
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We don't serve decaf! Show weakness and you'll be eaten alive.
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♪ We're living out a dream ♪ Morning, Sewer Babies!
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This song never gets old.
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Yeah!
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Stick together. I've got a plan. Greetings, Bricksburgians. Welcome to the Palace of Infinite Reflection. A self-reeducation celebrity center. Namaste. Ooh! Sounds spiritual. It is so spiritual. Sounds like a trap. This guy's a vampire. Attractive non-threatening teen vampire. I like to talk about feelings, and how we're in love, but can't be together. Isn't that beautiful? I'll answer that. It's very beautiful. The heart wants what it wants. I also DJ on the side and wear women's jeans. Wow! Guys, we have to stay tough and gritty. Do not let them soften you up... Oh, yeah. I love getting barnacles scrubbed off me bilge pump. Really? Right into it. Oh, oh! It tickles. Whee! Oh, yeah, I carry my tortured past in my chiseled glutes. Even you? What? I mean, I'm not gonna turn down a free massage. She needs extra treatment. - No! - Yes. First, you'll get a hot gem massage. Then an exfoliating flower beatdown. Popsicle face mask and peel. - Room-temperature stone contusion. - Hey! Vegetable observation... And be cleansed with a glitter scrub - and sparkle rinse. - Ah! Next... - Your hair! - It's...
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Also started wearing chaps, which are essentially leg-vests. Wow. You're so much more cool and grown-up than me. You could teach me! Rex, help me rescue my friends, stop Armamageddon, and teach me to be like you. Someone Lucy will be proud of. And I'll be the brother you never had. Unless you do have a brother. I don't really know you that well.
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There was no one I could trust but me. I'm so sorry, Rex. Don't be. My time alone was an awakening. I learned how the universe really works. Yeah, I know how you feel. Ha! You couldn't possibly know how it feels. Yeah, I do. Like you can't ever go back to the person you used to be. Even though it was so much simpler. You have to find your own way. But you just don't know how. Hold up a second. - You have been there. - Yeah. What's your last name, Emmet? Brickowski. No way. The visionary double-decker-couch-building hero who took it to Lord Business and had the guts to face The Man Upstairs? That Emmet Brickowski? Yeah. Dude! Big fan! Wait, you are a fan of me? Heck yeah. You're the reason I started wearing vests. - Do you like mine? - Yes, I do!
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All right, kid, you listen. You go soft, you're playing their game. You're gonna have to grow up and grow up fast. Are you ready to do that? Yes, I am. I can't hear you. Really? I was speaking at normal volume. Sorry, man. I'm just a little hard of hearing from listening to my mixtapes super loud with no regard for my future hearing, because I live in the now. Raptors, re-coordinate. - Really? - Set a course for the Systar System. Rex, I promise you won't regret it. Kid, I invented the phrase "no regrets." I do have one regret of not trademarking it. Space cannons.