Duration: 1m18s

Stick together. I've got a plan. Greetings, Bricksburgians. Welcome to the Palace of Infinite Reflection. A self-reeducation celebrity center. Namaste. Ooh! Sounds spiritual. It is so spiritual. Sounds like a trap. This guy's a vampire. Attractive non-threatening teen vampire. I like to talk about feelings, and how we're in love, but can't be together. Isn't that beautiful? I'll answer that. It's very beautiful. The heart wants what it wants. I also DJ on the side and wear women's jeans. Wow! Guys, we have to stay tough and gritty. Do not let them soften you up... Oh, yeah. I love getting barnacles scrubbed off me bilge pump. Really? Right into it. Oh, oh! It tickles. Whee! Oh, yeah, I carry my tortured past in my chiseled glutes. Even you? What? I mean, I'm not gonna turn down a free massage. She needs extra treatment. - No! - Yes. First, you'll get a hot gem massage. Then an exfoliating flower beatdown. Popsicle face mask and peel. - Room-temperature stone contusion. - Hey! Vegetable observation... And be cleansed with a glitter scrub - and sparkle rinse. - Ah! Next... - Your hair! - It's...