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Go on one date with me and you'll change your mind. Unsubscribe. ♪ I'm just not into Gotham City guys ♪ Give me a chance! No, thank you. Hard pass. ♪ I'm just not into guys Who don't wear tights ♪ I used to wear tights. Ask Adam West! ♪ I'm looking for a husband Someone to share my crown ♪ ♪ And Gotham men are playboys Who would never settle down ♪ ♪ Unlike other superheroes Who are strong And not afraid ♪ ♪ Of commitment And relationships ♪ ♪ I won't name any names ♪ Oh, hey, Batman! ♪ But I'll give you a hint ♪ ♪ He's made of steel ♪ ♪ And wears a red cape ♪
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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- My helmet is very blue! - Wait a minute. When everyone became the Special, didn't we all become leaders? No offense, I sense no leadership qualities from you. My readout confirms you to be soft, fragile, and a less than worthy opponent. Hey! You watch what you say about Emmet. He saved the universe a few years back. This guy was a fierce warrior? Okay, well, technically I did the warrior stuff, but... So, you fought and masterbuilt, and kicked butt, and then the hapless male was the leader? Um, well, you know, he was a symbol for... That we all have ideas and... - But you did all the work. - Whoa... Hey! Emmet is the sweetest, most optimistic guy you could ever meet. And I know those qualities are not useful anymore, and that Emmet isn't changing with the times, and lacks a killer instinct, and in general, just isn't tough enough. Not tough enough? Yeah. But this guy is the Special. Well, at least he was. Silence.
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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Once I was a rebel, fighting for a righteous cause. Now, I only fight to survive. Everything was awesome. Now everything is bleak. - Hey, Lucy! - Oh! Hi. I brought you coffee! Coffee! The bitter liquid that provides the only semblance of pleasure left in these dark times. Oh, my goshness! Did I interrupt you brooding just now? Ah, this brooding sesh is not really going anywhere. Man, I wish I could brood like you. Look, all you gotta do is just stare off into the distance and then narrate whatever grim thoughts come into your mind. What if one day there was no coffee? More like, "War hardens the heart." "War hardens our hearts..." Okay, I'm thinking, it's more like, "War..." - "War!" - Hang on. - "War." No. "War." - "War!" - "War!" - "War." "War." I can't do this! I'm too happy to see you. What's the scariest thing you can think of? Oh, come to think of it, I actually had a nightmare last night. Nightmares are super broody. What was it about? All right, um, so it started with this dolphin in a top hat. Uh-huh. And the dolphin says in a weird voice... It's 5:15 p.m. Oh, I forgot to mention his chest was a clock. Okay, I'm thinkin' darker, broodier, less fish. Oh, and Batman was there, and he was covered in glitter. There was a talking ice cream cone. This isn't really the broodiest. And then, these scary black holes open up in the ground. They started to suck everybody I've ever cared about out of my life! And Gandalf was there. And he shouted... It's Armamageddon! Emmet! No! And you disappeared into the void, never to be seen again. Not bad brooding! Oh! Thanks! That was definitely just a dream, right? Not some vision of the future? No, no, no. This is my vision of the future. A little lower, to the left.
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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We fought them off, but they kept returning. Let's dance! Every time we rebuilt, they kept coming after whatever bright and shiny thing caught their eye, and always accompanied by catchy pop music. A league of brave heroes volunteered to chase them to wherever they came from. My man! Where's Batman? He's off having a separate standalone adventure. You almost forgot me, guys. Oh, did we? I'm literally a lantern. How did you miss me? That's my whoops. Fear not, citizens, I shall shed... Guys, can you just reopen the... Guys, just reopen the... You're not gonna? I don't care, it's just feelings. Stuff 'em down.
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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Oh, good morning, Sherry. Scarfield. Deathface, MetalScratch. Razor, Laserbeam, Fingernail, ToxinToes... Jeff. Hey, Batman! How was your last adventure? Good, really good. Saved the world. Again. Learned the value of friendship. I loved. I lost, and I'm good with it... And it's totally on brand for me to be a loner with a broken heart. It's what the fans want. So, yeah, no, I'm good with it. Just me and Alfred. Not a terse laugh. And, um, what about you? Awesome! ♪ Everything is awesome ♪
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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Stick together. I've got a plan. Greetings, Bricksburgians. Welcome to the Palace of Infinite Reflection. A self-reeducation celebrity center. Namaste. Ooh! Sounds spiritual. It is so spiritual. Sounds like a trap. This guy's a vampire. Attractive non-threatening teen vampire. I like to talk about feelings, and how we're in love, but can't be together. Isn't that beautiful? I'll answer that. It's very beautiful. The heart wants what it wants. I also DJ on the side and wear women's jeans. Wow! Guys, we have to stay tough and gritty. Do not let them soften you up... Oh, yeah. I love getting barnacles scrubbed off me bilge pump. Really? Right into it. Oh, oh! It tickles. Whee! Oh, yeah, I carry my tortured past in my chiseled glutes. Even you? What? I mean, I'm not gonna turn down a free massage. She needs extra treatment. - No! - Yes. First, you'll get a hot gem massage. Then an exfoliating flower beatdown. Popsicle face mask and peel. - Room-temperature stone contusion. - Hey! Vegetable observation... And be cleansed with a glitter scrub - and sparkle rinse. - Ah! Next... - Your hair! - It's...
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part