My father is in the CIA. He works deep undercover. I've spent my life hiding that, but that's the truth.
The In-Laws
20s
Bring the proof to Monsieur Thibodoux. I'll wire him now, tell him you check out. I'm not going to France, I just came from Europe. I'm barely adjusted to the time change. This deal has gotta go down by Sunday. You are not serious about brokering a deal for Olga. I'm serious-- Hey, Jer?
The In-Laws
3.4s
Don't ever use that expression again! Ever!
The In-Laws
4.2s
Are you having a good time, at least? I'm trying to.
The In-Laws
41s
- You know their 8-year-old, Irwin? - Yeah. He has a shoe fetish. I had them at the table with Uncle Bernie and Aunt Thelma... ...but I think this is a problem. - Thelma was beaten up in a shoe store. - My God. I don't wanna put them together. I'll move Bernie and Thelma to the 1 2-step table. Fine. Whatever you want, Dad. I just don't want you to be too anxious about the seating chart. No, I'm fine. I just want the best wedding in the world, that's all. Marc's only requirement is that his parents are at separate tables... ...facing away from each other, and out of earshot. - I know. - And his dad's coming over at 7 tonight. - I'll believe that when I see it. - Marc swears he'll be there this time. - Well, I'm making a veal. - Nice, Dad.
The In-Laws
2.2s
How did you do that?
The In-Laws
11s
- Give me a hug. - What, are you crazy? - Fine, I'll hug you. - No! What are you--? Wait! Wait! What are you doing? What are you doing?! Holy Mother of God!
The In-Laws
9.8s
I don't fly. There's no plane. Doctor, do you know what a roofie is? Yeah, I know what a roofie is. Frat boys give them to girls at parties.
The In-Laws
1.8s
Hutchins...
The In-Laws
6s
She's in good shape for a 20-year-old runaway. Where is she exactly? I'll tell you when I get the money.
The In-Laws
3s
I'll meet you inside, okay? Dad, can I have a second with you?
The In-Laws
3.9s
- Hey, Daddy. - Hi, sweetie. What'd you want?
The In-Laws
2.6s
There's your guys. See you in four days?
The In-Laws
2.2s
Okay. I hear you.
The In-Laws
4.9s
- Help! - We're fine! - Help! - Have a good night!
The In-Laws
4.7s
And this is when Melissa went bungee jumping. She's so crazy.
