- Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. - Who got you into this business? I taught you everything you know. When you're ready, you can take the lead. I'll figure it out tonight. I'll just improvise.
The In-Laws
3s
Is this not a beautiful evening?
The In-Laws
4.2s
- I'll never make a crack again! - Yeah, because we'll be dead!
The In-Laws
4.8s
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome KC and the Sunshine Band!
The In-Laws
15.7s
One little thing I almost forgot. I've been known to travel with some dangerous types... ...so he might think that you're an arms dealer or a deadly assassin. - So you just play along with it, okay? - What? Just play along at being a deadly-- Silent, but deadly.
The In-Laws
19.6s
Answer to all of the above: fear of intimacy. - Judy. - You're heading for a crash, Steve Tobias. Into a mountain called self-awareness. You have been running away from yourself your whole life. No, I've been running away from you! Because I'm the only one that's got your number!
The In-Laws
2.7s
- What happened? - We broke up.
The In-Laws
1.3s
Jerry?
The In-Laws
15.3s
I had no idea selling Xerox machines was so demanding. It's a wild ride. Yeah, but he loves it. I have an announcement to make! The glaze on the veal is now a laminate. It's like a plastic jacket.
The In-Laws
1.9s
So I destroyed the copier.
The In-Laws
14.9s
I am sorry. I am so sorry. My apologies. Engine trouble. Mea culpa. Mea culpa to the tenth power-- Are you Katherine? Oh, my God! Marc said you were gorgeous, but he didn't do you justice. - Come here. Come here. - Well, thank you.
The In-Laws
1.7s
Freeze!
The In-Laws
1.2s
Steven!
The In-Laws
2.2s
Listen, he gave me a roofie!
The In-Laws
38.1s
You're way off course. What is he doing here? My least favorite person. You wanna do something about it, fanny boy? - I do. I really do. - Let's go. Come on. Bring it on. You wanna fight me? Three rounds. Let's do it the right way. He'll referee, we'll-- It was before I even met you. It doesn't bother me that you went out with someone before you met me. - I went out with other guys! - But that's not even-- - You went out with other guys? Who? - I've told you about them. And that's the thing. You weren't as honest with me as I was with you. And by the way, can you just tell me what your dad really does? Because he's got a few too many Prada and Gucci outfits to be a Xerox salesman.
