Excuse me. What is this? I mean, what--? Next time I see a woman in the men's room... ...I'm calling management! Can you believe this? Doug?
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Well, well. What do we have here? - I'll come back. - No, you stay where you are, Jer. This man's just about to leave.
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How'd it go?
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You know we're hot? If we're going to do this, we have to do it now. Take it out.
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I don't like to be kept waiting.
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I have to wire my employer in 30 minutes.
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Extra hot. Let me check, make sure they do it right. But whatever you bring extra hot, bring out mild too.
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Since we're talking about the sesamoid bones... ...let's see their role in the deformity anatomically known as... ...Hallux Abducto Valgus, or what? The...? The bunion. The bunion-- What? What are you doing here? Listen to you. You're Mr. Medical Authority. I asked you on the phone not to come here. I don't want to see you again.
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Oh, great. Talk to me on day six. Jer, you still here? Oh, you got that shy bladder thing, huh? That's pretty common.
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Do you know what a remarkable teacher you have here? This man was chosen Chicago's Podiatrist of the Year three years in a row! So let's give him a hand, huh?
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Marc doesn't like the way I drive. Am I wrong? I look at traffic signals sort of as a suggestion. In that case, you would be wrong.
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You fix this. You fix this.
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- Nobody is who they are. - Sounds like you're tripping on drugs, pal.
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I just wanted to apologize and make sure that you don't have any problem with me... - ...that would interfere with the wedding. - There's not gonna be a wedding.
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This one, I think, belongs to Barbra Streisand. - What kind of omelet fillings you want? - You stole Barbra Streisand's plane? I borrowed it. It's not like we're going to the Bahamas or anything. I mean, this is official business.
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- I think I breathed a little! - Don't be such a pussy. Don't call me a pussy! You just made me radioactive with your fissile nuclear waste! Bet you never said that sentence before, Jer. - I don't even know what it means! - Some things you shouldn't know. You probably gave me leukemia! Oh, you're gonna be fine. Now, hop in. I'm not hopping anywhere with you. Jer, we are family. And don't make me do something I don't wanna do. We're not family. There's not gonna be-- I'm going! I'm going! Now, you hold on tight. It's a Cushman. It goes 5 miles an hour. Not this one.
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Yeah. No, I promised Marc. Besides, I owe the guy an apology.
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Some doctors like to operate... ...but I believe in exhausting all non-surgical techniques first. This gentleman, however, will need surgery. - What? - I'm sorry. That's my fault. I should've told you that privately. It slipped out. It's not a big deal. At worst, you'd lose a toe. - Oh, my God. - It rarely happens.